Well I'm going to be a dad I'm going to beadad I'mgoingto beadad IMGOINTOBEADAD!!!!!

Excitement enough? Perhaps. As you may have guessed, by this beautiful HD rendering of New Baby Dash, I may or may not be, going to be, a Dad!

The past three months have been quite an adventure already, sleepless nights, secrecy, anger, denial, terror and in the end of course acceptance. I am living with an undercurrent of almost uncontainable excitement, but I'm sure the first few days with the little monster - I mean angel - will sort THAT out.

That said, we have had to put a bit of a rush on Getting Things Done and I am pleased to say that current simulations predict that we will be able to obtain most of the Shiny Things before the scrimping and saving starts, but naturally if little Tarquin is going to get into the best school in the country and be Prime Minister I may have to forgo the Solid Gold Jesus phone for the moment.

Now to persuade the Lovely Wife to get a high paid job so's I can play HouseHusband...