Mummy, why is Daddy still on fire?
He isn't screaming anymore, perhaps he isn't having fun -
I will pour more petrol on him, that will wake him up again!
Mummy, why is Daddy going blue?
I tied the knots all nice and tight, he kicked his legs about a bit -
I will kick the chair away, that will do the trick!
Mummy, why is Daddy's blood so slow?
It gushed and spurted out at first, but now there's just a trickle -
I will put the knife back in, and see if any more comes out!
Mummy, why is Daddy on the floor?
I put the strychnine in his dinner, hoping it would taste all nice -
I will fill his mouth with arsenic, that will get him up again!
Mummy, why is Daddy underwater?
I tied the breeze-blocks to his wrists, thinking it would help him swim -
I will drop some concrete on him, that will make him float!
Mummy, why is Daddy banging on the door?
I locked the tiger in his room, so that he could play with it -
I will put the leopard in too, then they will have fun together!