Another one of the oldest tunes ever, this is a dark tale of a nasty man who stalks ladeez of tha night. Lyrics by Kieron Cheek, music by me, Stu and Kieron... We always though it was a bit on the cheesy side, but back in '99 / 2000 it was one of our most popular songs (with our three fans...)

Lyrics

I call myself the Love Doctor

Doctor Love

I'm the iron hand

in the velvet glove

You know me from your nightmares, baby

You've seen me on TV

I'm everywhere baby

Can't get away from me

So don't you try to understand it

There ain't no other way

It's me on the scene

I saw you at midnight

working love street

and I beckoned you over

just easy meat.

Hi there honey,

are you looking for a good time?

A nod and a smile

and you were all mine, mine, mine!

CHORUS

Middle 8:

The tension's rising now I've got you alone

and though you don't yet know it

you're never gonna make it home...

Gonna give you to the darkness behind my eyes

and you'll live there forever

You're gonna be immortalised

CHORUS

I've got no problem

with the blood on my hands

It's an ancient cycle

I know you'll understand

I'm the destroyer

death and rebirth

walking in the darkness

I stalk the earth!

CHORUS